On my way home yesterday, I listened to the local rock station in my car, and they were playing the old Stones’ hit Interview With The Devil. Nice lyrics, I thought, and made a mental note to write another post in my It’s All About Music column. Well, in the case of the song lyrics, the devil is being interviewed, and, using my twisted mind, I imagined what it would mean to be interviewed by the devil. Maybe we’ll make it a job interview.

So, here’s the task: Apply for a job. Any job. It doesn’t matter. Just make sure the devil will like the job description, and I am sure, once he approves, you will get it. If not, don’t complain to me. Please address your concerns to… you know who…

Sample Job Descriptions

• Packaging Industry

I would like to be a packaging designer for the electronics or children’s toys industry. It would be my pleasure to design plastic packaging that can only be opened by means of a chain saw.

• Public Services

I would like to work for the Motor Vehicle Registry.

• Management

I would like to replace my boss. The employees would rather work for the devil than for him.

C’mon! I know you have an idea, too! Share it by posting it below…